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Claire:
Gay men are so hot. It's tragic.

Customer to Ronna:
You can't put bleach in the same bag with food, It's poison.

Customer: Don't think you're something you're not. I used to have your job.
Ronna: Yeah, and look how far it got you.

Simon:
They can't evict you on Christmas! Then you'd be ho-ho-homeless!

Todd: You come to me out of the blue, asking to buy 20 hits. Just so happens that 20 being the magic number at which intent to sell becomes trafficking!
Ronna: Todd, I would never fuck you like that.
Todd: How would you fuck me?

Ronna: I could leave something with you. Collateral.
Todd: I already got a fucking Swatch.

Claire: No! You're making me an accessory!
Ronna: Yeah, OK Claire, that bracelet you're wearing, that's an accessory!

Todd:
My friend Claire says it's going to be kick-ass-fuckin' time.

Todd: What do you want for Christmas, Claire?
Claire: ... I don't know.
Todd: You wanna get laid?
Claire: No.
Todd: No, you don't wanna get laid, or no, you don't wanna get laid - with me?

Todd: Professional curiosity, what are you on?
Claire: Ginseng and Dexatrim.

Burke: I just want to make a deal. Can we make a deal?
Ronna: Who the hell are you? Monty Hall?

Ronna:
You know what makes it even better? If you take like a lot of pot with it. I mean like a lot of pot.

Tiny: Yo, I told you, my mother's mother's mother was black!
Marcus: You're mother's mother's mother, f*** - This ain't "Roots", mutha... Man, I wanna see a picture of this Nubian princess. If you were any less black, you would be clear.

Singh:
Just so we're clear, you stole a car, shot a bouncer, and had sex with two women?

Simon: He's a good guy.
Marcus: Oh, he's the good drug dealer.

Todd: Hey Ronna, how are sales?
Ronna: Todd, I can explain...
Todd: I'm not going to ask you to. It's not like I'm in a highly ethical industry. But Goddamned, Ronna. You fucked me over for twenty lousy hits!

Zack:
Let's think about this logically. She's either alive, or she's dead.

Zack:It really didn't go as bad as it could have.
Adam: A girl is dead, Zack.
Zack: I didn't say it went perfectly.

Zack: I need to bathe in sin.
Adam: With mw, or one of your other boyfriends?

Todd: Are you a virgin Claire?
Claire: Excuse me?
Todd: Answer the question. Answer the question, Claire!
Claire: Oh, I get it. Breakfast Club. Very funny.

Todd:
And it's always there, in the lower right hand corner, just waiting to suck. [referring to the Family Circus comic strip]

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